Ladies! I have thighs!

The most important word in the title of this post is thighs.

For years, I have had a single thigh.

My legs separate somewhere just above my knees.

How do I know this?

When I walked, my thighs never moved. They were stuck together.

Oh! The joys of being over weight!

Not only do I have the thrill of a over sized booty, but I ended up with only one and a half legs.

But today, I noticed something while I was walking across the house today.

My thighs moved! Thighs!

And I'm not talking cause-a-brush-fire-from-all-the-friction kinda movement.

I was shocked!

So much so, that I walked around the couch twice to just make sure it wasn't a fluke.

You can't believe how exciting it is to reach the land of the double thighed.

Today, I gained a thigh.

Tomorrow, I'll lose the saddle bags and gain a booty!

Or, Lose the Buddha Belly and gain abs!

Or Lose the Monster Arms and gain, well, regular arms!