On the First Day of Christmas my odd life sent to me:
A 93 year old lady in a leopard print mini dress.
(I know it is too long. Work with me here.)
On the Second day of Christmas my odd life sent to me:
Two Muddy canines
And A 93 year old lady in a leopard print mini dress.
On the Third day of Christmas my odd life sent to me:
Three burnt pans of Chex Mix
Two muddy canines
and a 93 year old lady in a leopard print mini dress.
In the Fourth day of Christmas my odd life sent to me:
Four fouls smells in my auto
Three burnt pans of Chex Mix
Two muddy canines
and a 93 year old lady in a leopard print mini dress.
On the Fifth day of Christmas my odd life sent to me:
Five Last Minute Parties!
Four annoying stitches
Three burnt pans of Chex Mix
Two muddy canines
and a 93 year old lady in a leopard print mini dress.
I could go on, but won't bore you all. Besides, I have always thought the 12 days of Christmas was about seven days too long. But hey! What do you think should come next? Or better yet, What is life throwing at you this Christmas holiday? On the First day of Christmas....
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