Zumba Mishap

I wasn't planning on writing about Zumba tonight. I actually had a cool recipe that I was going to post. But something happened tonight that I should probably keep to myself. However, when have I ever been good at that?

So, all embarrassment aside. Here goes.

We went to an earlier class today. This class was a bit more cardio intense. Which really wasn't the problem. Both classes have their fair share of challenges. The first class will be forever remembered as having killer booty bumps. (I think of them as booty tosses.) To do this, you bend over, stick your booty in the air, and toss your tush up in the air. Hopefully, it will come back down in time with the music and before it hurts someone. Once it comes down, you have to toss it back up again. It's exhausting. And embarrassing. And painful, after a while.

Today's class will be remembered for having the shimmy shake while you do a booty shake. Sounds easy till you have to do it. Try it! I dare ya! Oh! wait! You have to be doing a squat during the whole thing. Okay now! Squat.... Shake that booty... and shimmy! Don't fall over. That is real important.

Sounds fun, huh?!?

Well, it really is. And, I really like it.

But, I do have one tiny problem.

Each class has a serious of jumps. I don't know about you, but the older I get the less reliable my bladder is.  Doing any jump can be a gamble. Doing a series of jumps or hops is just asking for trouble.Do those jumps and hops with your legs spread apart and... Disaster

 So, tonight, when it became obvious that jumping, hopping, and kicking were going to be the norm, I made a quick trip to the bathroom. It was time to improvise. So, I used some toilet paper as a 'make do tinkle stopper.'

All went well for most of the class. Then the worst happened. No! It wasn't a dribble!

As I was hopping backwards, with my legs spread apart, once again, I felt a shift.

Uh oh! But maybe I was just imagining things.....

Then I happened to look down. Guess what I saw????

Really???

I've got to get a better plan!

Luckily, It was dark in there and the only light was the disco-ish strobes and the black lighting.

Anyone remember what happens to white things under black lighting?

I do!